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BOMB IN AEROPLANE
ONCE,THERE WERE 4 PERSONS WERE TRAVELLING IN A PLANE.ONE WAS SCIENTIST,ONE WAS A PROFESSOR,ONE WAS A SCHOOL MAN AND ONE WAS AN OLD MAN.A RUMOUR SPREAD THAT THERE IS A BOMB IN THE PLANE.PERSONS WERE 4 AND PARACHUTES WERE 3.SCIENTIST SAID THAT THECOUNTRY WANTS HIM SO HE TAKE ONE PARACHUTE.PROFESSORSAID THAT STUDENTS WANTS HIM SO HE TOOK ANOTHER PARACHUT.NOW, PARACHUTES WERE 1 AND PERSONE WERE 3.OLD MAN SAID TO A SCHOOL BOY THAT "YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS LEFT SO YOU GO" BUT SCHOOL BOY SAID THAT "WE BOTH CAN GO BECAUSE PROFESSOR HAS TAKEN BY SCHOOL BAG"
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FUNNY JOKE
A BEGGER WENT TO HOUSE DOOR AND ASK FOR FOOD.A VOICECAME FROM INSIDE THAT THERE IS NO FOOD.THEN HE ASK THEM TO GIVE SOME MONEY AND THEN AGAIN THE VOICE CAME THAT THERE IS NO MONEY.AGAIN THE BEGGER ASK THEM TO GIVE SOME CLOTHES.AND AGAIN A VOICE CAME THAT THERE IS NO CLOTHES THEN BEGGER SAID THAT"IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING SO WHAT ARE YOU DOINGIN SUCH A BIG HOUSE,YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME AND WE WILL BEG TOGETHER". |
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A BEGGER
A POOR BEGGER WENT TO A PERSON AND ASK FOR 3 RUPEES.THEN THAT PERSON SAID "TAMATAR KHAO"AGAIN BEGGER ASKHIM FOR 3 RUPEES AND AGAIN HE GOT THE SAME ANSWER.THEN THE BEGGER WAS ANNOYED AND ASK ANOTHER MAN WHO WAS STANDING BESIDE HIM THAT "I AM ASKING THIS MAN TO GIVE ME 3 RUPEES AND HE IS SAYING THAT"TAMATARKHAO"THEN THAT MAN SAY THAT THIS MAN IS SAYING"KAMAKAR KHAO".
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A BLACK GUY
THERE WAS A MOTHER AND HER BOY.MOTHER SAID TO BOY"AT YOUR BACK SOME CHARCOAL IS STUCKED" THEN THE BOY SAID THAT "MOTHER,IT IS NOT CHARCOAL,MY SHIRT IS TORN".
Sardarji
Once a sardarji went to a electronic shop and ask the shopkeeper"how much is this television"he replied"we don't sell to sardarji.next day sardarji
again came with new haircut and style of clothes and
ask the same question.he again replied that hedon't want to sell it to sardarji.on the third day he again came to the shopkeeper and ask it again.and he replied that answer.Then he became frustrated and ask him"how did u know that i am a sardar"he replied
"because it is not television,it is a microwave oven".
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